[Audio is misordered] God, Colonel, are you having a stroke? [Solid Snake voice] Got it. Ready? Go. Oh my fucking God, I’m the fighting polygon team. Colonel, there doesn’t seem to be any enemies. I’m completely alone in this psychedelic nightmare. [Regular voice] I am immortal. [Solid Snake] Ow, my leg is twitching. Aw, Colonel, the nanomachines are making me fucking trip balls. I gotta take my clothes off. Quickly. [groan] I wanna rip my skin off. [Regular] Oh my God. What– What Hind D? A– Are we talking about? Oh my God. This fucking helicopter is coming apart. It’s gonna be a transformer soon. Have you guys ever played… Metal Gear Taco? I’ll show you how it’s played. Oh God, okay, more contortions. [small Vinny laugh] [deep voice] I can’t look you in the eye. Pant– Pants. [Snort] It’s as if Yoko Ono choreographed the whole dance routine. It’s beautiful. Oh my God. What have I done? Like that– that is awesome. What does that even say, “Tony”? “Comqutes”… “Enurbitmfnt Bmer”? Yep. Yep. [Solid Snake] VR training. [Regular] Pink is the new green! And then black. The state of gaming today. Metal Gear 5 will be this. Where the dialogue will just have hashtags attached. For extra viral hits. These tags are really good. “The man behind the legend.” What am I looking at? It’s just a collage of shit. It’s like a frog, it really is like a beautiful frog.