Heavy Metal Cats! Key of Awesome #1

Heavy Metal Cats! Key of Awesome #1

BarelyDigital.com (subdued electric guitar intro) ♪ You leave work early, but you’re not sick ♪ ♪ You’re racin’ home to get your fix ♪ ♪ You used to do it to relieve stress-ahhh ♪ ♪ but now you have become obsessed with ♪ ♪ Kitteeeeeeeeeeeens ♪ ♪ On the web! ♪ ♪ Ha-ha-ha, yeah ♪ ♪ You watch them ♪ ♪ Until you’re dead! ♪ ♪ ‘Til you’re dead ♪ ♪ Ha-ha-haaaa ♪ ♪ Oh! ♪ ♪ Will your obsession ever end? ♪ ♪ You send annoying links to your friends ♪ ♪ This one’s on a Roomba, look at him go! ♪ ♪ This one sounds like he’s saying hello-oh! ♪ ♪ Your whole world is now consumed! ♪ ♪ Your laptop is a furry tomb! ♪ ♪ They’ve become your owners now,
you hang upon their every meow. ♪ ♪ KitteeEeEeEeEeEns ♪ ♪ On the we-eb! ♪ ♪ On the we-HEB! ♪ ♪ Batting at the strings ♪ ♪ Inside your head ♪ ♪ In your head ♪ MEOW. (repeated by a high-pitched voice)
Three little kittens… Lost their mittens… And they began to cry. ♪ You lost your job and all your loot ♪ ♪ Your Garfield sweatshirts are no longer cute ♪ ♪ Your mother says you’ll never find a man ♪ ♪ You think the Ninja Cat is your boyfriend! ♪ ♪ Now they’ve taken complete control ♪ ♪ I can haz cheezburger?
I can haz your soul? ♪ ♪ While you sit and LOL,
their furry paws drag you to hell! ♪ (guitar solo) ♪ Hey yeeeeeeeah, yeah!!!! ♪ ♪ Watch what you’re doin’ with that… ♪ ♪ Paper clip-ahhhh! ♪ ♪ Oh! Oh! ♪ (echoing laughter, then fades) (fast, tinny electronic music begins) (simple organ melody plays) (add heavy metal instrumentation) ♪ Hey! ♪ ♪ Ho! ♪ (music ends) ♪ The Key of Awesome. ♪ Hey guys, thanks for watching “Kittens on the Web!” If you want to see behind the scenes action, click right here! I’m going to be making some awesome music videos for you every week. I just finished filming one right now! So if you want to see them all, subscribe! (dramatic musical sting plays, heavy breathing) BarelyDigital.com

100 thoughts on “Heavy Metal Cats! Key of Awesome #1

  1. This is not a parody of enter sandman!!! If you think it is, listen to the actual song, and you will hear that they are actually different! Sorry to rant but I'm getting sick of all of these peeps saying that it is!! It's notttttttt!!!!!

    Okay, my rant' s over now.?

  2. Even today, her suicide by electrocution would be considered going "too far". I miss the days when people didn't get offended by everything.

  3. This came out when i was 12 now im about to be 21 through all my success and failures this video has been here and when i die itll still be here…. I like kittens.

  4. Just watched KOA goodbye video and had to come back and watch their first video.. Man how much has changed.. Hope I made you some money! Haha all the best KOA!

  5. Just watched the last KOA vid. Sad, but watching this again makes you realise just how tired Mark is. He deserves a break after all these years. Thanks for making me laugh for almost a decade xxx

  6. Found this when i was 9 years old in 2009 (when it came out) now I'm 18 and still listening to it ??

  7. I remember watching these with my friend Kelly when we were kids, god. I just came back to look at the channel again today and saw that they were done, and I really sobbed, and decided to go through it all. Thank you for a fantastic childhood. Today's kids'll have no clue what they missed in these videos.

  8. Almost 10 years since the first KOA vid. Wow. Thanks so much for all the entertainment to the entire crew!

  9. This was when they were fantastic to me then they went full pop and became no better than the things they parodied. haven't been watching I years. can someone tell me what happened they didn't upload in ages?

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