Game of Zones – S5:E2: The Sun Kings

Game of Zones – S5:E2: The Sun Kings


When will Lord Sarver and your master of basketball operations be arriving? They have entrusted me as emissary. Now what is this trade? Trade? No We’ve come to discuss an alliance An alliance? How would that even work? Think of it more as a merger Individually, our houses are weak but together, we can dominate the West as House Kings Suns! [Triumphant Horn] Eh…don’t love it But hold on. But what if I told you you
could play alongside the next Steph Curry? [Laughter] Right. It’s just the name “Kings Suns.” It’s awkward What about Sun Kings? OK fine, from here on we are House Sun Kings, OK? We are the Sun Kings We are the Sun Kings
[Triumphant Horn] We’ve taken the liberty of drafting a standard for our new combined house Buddy! Flip it one more I can’t really see the sun What do y–It’s in the front of the crown! Uh, excuse me I was thinking maybe…I was thinking maybe a crown inside a sun? Ooh like a fiery crown. I like that. Thanks yeah, I like to paint so…I think about like compositions and stuff I think it’s great. We want that. The flaming crown Oh come on! Buddy and Bogdan spent like three practices stitching this together! It’s fine, it’s fine, my lord. It is a small price to pay for a dragon Dragon? Yes. Everyone is actually quite keen to have a look You mean Dragan? Huh? I mean, here he is That’s a bit of a shit dragon Where’s its wings? And scales?! I’m still developing you guys, come on Oh I see, so the dragon is actually a person Great job researching, Vlade, really good researching there I didn’t realize–I just read the notes the scouts gave me, they said dragon Did you draft De’Aaron Fox because you thought he was a fox? Foxes are smart Ugh God. It’s fine, it’s fine We can evaluate all our assets when we join forces in Sacramento! You mean in Phoenicia Oh for heaven sakes! We just built a state-of-the-art castle Isn’t Sacramento a bit small? You want us to go to Phoenicia when It’s a hundred
and f–king twenty degrees every day?! It gets cool at night And besides, do you expect us to abandon a city with such a rich basketball history? Well clearly you are not familiar with the rich history of House Kings Lord Commander Adelman and his Lord Commander Adelman and his
Adelman …corner offense? Oh come on, they don’t even compare to D’Antoni’s Seven Seconds or Less offense! What are you talking? We had Chris Webber! Ser Charles was better That’s ridiculous, man, Webber was bigger, he was more athletic, not even close, man And you had nothing like Peja Stojakovic He was no Dan Majerle All right this guy doesn’t know what he’s talking about with Dan Majerle Dan Majerle was trash, man And I suppose you’re going to say the same of Steve Nash! The Kings have never come close to talent like that What about the White Knight of Chocolate? Wait, wait, wait. Did you just compare Jason Williams to Steve Nash? Have you gone mental? Well Steve Nash never did an elbow pass Who gives a shit? What do you know about passing, ball hog? All right, enough, enough! Maybe we are a bunch of ball hogs And maybe it is bloody hot in Phoenicia And sure Sacramento’s… smaller than Tucson. I don’t even know where it is to be honest But if we put aside our differences, and combine our houses well then we still probably wouldn’t make the playoffs but Oh boy Wh-When I look around, I see a bunch of guys who, I may not know their names, and they may not be good, but they play Basketball I think And… Eric…make your point I guess my point is… Eh…I don’t know, I don’t even wanna be here

100 thoughts on “Game of Zones – S5:E2: The Sun Kings

  1. Dan Majerle was trashhh man!!!!!! ????????????? That shit made me die laughing. Compared to Peja he was Trash Bandicoot….. that's facts lol

  2. "but he never do an Elbow Pass"
    "Who Gives a shit" laugh my ass off with that.. and Eric Bledsoe Close out so motivational

  3. 2002 kings vs 1993 suns. that would be a great battle prime Barkley vs Prime Webber. Would have been an absolute classic.

  4. Just realized how the alliance is working, House SunKings just dominated the draft by getting the 1st and 2nd pick, no house has done that before

  5. Phoenicia is really 120 degrees every fucking day, goes down to high 90s at night. Lmao
    That fact has me weak!??

  6. I died what Vivek told Buddy to show the new flag and he showed the House Krizzles flag first ? "Flip it one more"

  7. YOU GUYS SHOULD MAKE A SHORT MOVIE ABOUT ALL THE SEASON(WITH THE FINALS AND DRAFT).ALL YEAR YOU GUYS CAN DO THAT, TALKING ABOUT SINCE THE BEGIN TO THE FINALS AND THE DRAFT FOR THE NEXT YEAR, AND YOU GUYS CAN CONTINUE MAKING A SHORT MOVIE EVERY YEAR, IT WILL BE SO COOL

  8. Never seen a Game of Thrones Episode, but I see this and thoroughly enjoy it.
    "You want us to go to Phonecia when it's one hundred and f—ing twenty degrees every day?!"
    "It gets cool at night."

  9. Wow only a year ish later and these are two of the best teams in the West. Aaaand Vlade turned out to be a genius lol

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