Dax Shepard on Kristen Bell’s Boobs & Pool Gloves

Dax Shepard on Kristen Bell’s Boobs & Pool Gloves


WHOLE LIFE. >>Jimmy: SPEAKING OF WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE.>>SPEAKING OF ANAL SEX.>>Jimmy: THIS IS YOUR WIFE, KRISTEN BELL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOU POSTED THIS. AND I FIND IT INTERESTING.>>SURE. >>Jimmy: I WANT TO ASK ABOUT IT. YOU WROTE, MY BRIDE WEARS GLOVES IN THE POOL BECAUSE SHE HATES THE FEELING OF BRUNEY FINGERTIPS ON SKIN. I LOVE HER. WHAT IS GOING ON?>>YES, WHAT IS GOING ON, JIMMY?>>Jimmy: YEAH. >>THIS IS A SURPRISE TO ME. I’VE BEEN WITH HER 11 YEARS. WHAT I HAD BEEN TOLD THUS FAR IS SHE DOESN’T LIKE GOING IN THE POOL.>>Jimmy: OKAY. >>SO SHE’LL TAKE THE KIDS BUT SHE SITS IN A LAWN CHAIR, WHATEVER. SO THE HEAT WAVE WAS SO DRAMATIC. AS YOU POINTED OUT, THERE’S A NEWSSTAND ON FIRE. SHE HAD TO GET IN THE POOL. I’M GETTING IN. I WAS LIKE, OH, THIS IS EXCITING. I’VE GOT TO GET MY POOL GLOVES. AND I WAS LIKE — [ LAUGHTER ] YOUR POOL GLOVES? YOU GOING TO DO SOME UNDERWATER WELDING? PATCH A CRACK IN THERE? ARE THEY ELECTRICALLY RESISTANT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? SHE WENT AWAY AND APPEARED WITH THOSE GLOVES THAT YOU’RE SEEING THAT I THINK ARE INTENDED FOR POOLWEAR. >>Jimmy: REALLY?>>BECAUSE COME TO FIND OUT SHE HAS THIS WEIRD PHOBIA, WHEN HER FINGERTIPS ARE PRUNEY, SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TOUCH OTHER PEOPLE’S SKIN. THAT’S TOO MUCH FOR HER, APPARENTLY. >>Jimmy: WHY?>>HOLLYWOOD ACTRESS, I DON’T KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] WEIRDER TO ME THAN HER HAVING THIS PROCLIVITY IS SOMEONE’S MANUFACTURING POOL GLOVES. [ LAUGHTER ] DOES ANYBODY HERE WEAR POOL GLOVES? NO, RIGHT? OKAY. SHE’S [ BLEEP ] CRAZY. BUT APPARENTLY THERE’S A BOUTIQUE POOL GLOVE PLACE SOMEWHERE THAT SHE’S SPENDING OUR MONEY AT. BUT SHE WAS, I GOT TO SAY, SHE WAS SO HAPPY IN THAT POOL. SHE WAS LIKE A LITTLE DOLPHIN SWIMMING AROUND WITH THOSE GLOVES ON. >>Jimmy: HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN TOGETHER NOW?>>11 YEARS.>>Jimmy: DO YOU FIND YOURSELF LEARNING NEW — BECAUSE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE I GET A LITTLE NUGGET ABOUT MY WIFE THAT I DIDN’T KNOW AND I’M LIKE, HOW DID I NOT EVER KNOW THIS?>>WE STARTED THINGS OFF WITH A REALLY HUGE MISUNDERSTANDING. RIGHT OUT OF THE GATES. >>Jimmy: WAS WHAT?>>OUR FIRST TIME HANGING OUT WAS IN A HOT TUB. THERE WAS LIKE A DINNER, SOMEHOW IT ENDED UP IN A HOT TUB. >>Jimmy: GLOVES OR NO?>>NO! [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: INTERESTING.>>SO MISLEADING. SHE WAS SELLING ME A BILL OF GOODS. BUT AT ANY RATE. WE’RE IN THE HOT TUB, IT’S OUR FIRST DATE. IT’S GOING WELL, WE’RE IN THE HOT TUB. AND I’M KIND OF TALKING TO HER AND I’M LIKE THINKING OF SOMETHING, APPARENTLY I’M LOOKING IN THIS AREA. I WAS NOT STARING AT HER BOOBS. BUT SHE GOES, WHAT, ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY FAKE [ BLEEP ]? AND I WAS LIKE, OH, OKAY. NO, I WASN’T. BUT OKAY, THOSE ARE FAKE, GREAT. KEEP IT MOVING. I THEN LATER, MUCH LATER, FATHER-IN-LAW, SAW THEM IN REAL LIFE.>>Jimmy: UH-HUH.>>AND I WAS LIKE, THOSE ARE INORDINATELY PERKY. THAT’S CLUE NUMBER TWO, THEY’RE FAKE. >>Jimmy: RIGHT.>>THEN I’M WATCHING HER SHOW “VERONICA MARS.” AND BETWEEN SEASON ONE AND TWO SHE GOES, OH, BETWEEN SEASON TWO AND TWO IS WHEN I GOT MY BOOBS. I’M LIKE, OKAY, GREAT. THEY’RE FAKE BOOBS. SO WE WILLOW OCCASIONALLY RUN INTO SOMEBODY THAT HAS REALLY GIGANTIC FAKE BOOBS. SHE’LL START TALKING ABOUT THE PERSON’S BIG, BIG BOOBS. AND I’M LIKE, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO RIGHT NOW? JUMP ON BOARD? YEAH, THOSE ARE CRAZY! [ LAUGHTER ] AND I JUST — I HATED IT. AND IT’S HAPPENED MORE THAN YOU WOULD THINK. IT’S LIKE IF YOU DRIVE — YOU KNOW, AMY YACHT TAX YOU SEE THEM EVERYWHERE. WE WERE ALWAYS SEEING FAKE BOOBS. AFTER MONTHS OF THIS I GO, I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO, IS THIS A TRAP? SHE’S LIKE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? BECAUSE YOU HAVE FAKE BOOBS. SHE GOES, I DON’T HAVE FAKE BOOBS. AND I GO SEE, YOU TOLD ME YOU DID. SHE GOES, I WAS JOKING. WHERE ARE THE SCARS? AND I GO — THEY CAN GO IN THROUGH THE ARMPIT OR THE BELLY BUTTON! THERE’S GREAT ADVANCES MADE IN THIS! SHE GOES, THEY CAN’T GO THROUGH THE BELLY BUTTON. I’M TEXTING MINKA KELLY. AGAIN, HOLLYWOOD. SURGICAL ASSISTANT FOR BREAST AUGMENTATION. SHE TEXTS HER. CAN YOU GO IN THROUGH THE ARMPIT OR THE NAVEL? SHE WRITES BACK, ABSOLUTELY. SHE’S LIKE, OKAY, POINT TO YOU. BUT THEY’RE NOT FAKE. THEY WEREN’T FAKE. >>Jimmy: THEY WEREN’T –>>THEY’RE NOT FAKE. >>Jimmy: AND THEY STILL AREN’T FAKE. >>THEY MAYBE ONE DAY WILL BE FAKE. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT CURRENTLY THEY’RE NOT FAKE. AND THE WEIRDEST THING ABOUT THIS WHOLE STORY IS WHILE I THOUGHT THEY WERE AUGMENTED, I HAD VERY LITTLE INTEREST IN THEM. DISINTERESTED. >>Jimmy: REALLY. >>I LIKED EVERYTHING ELSE THAT WAS GOING ON. >>Jimmy: UH-HUH. >>I WASN’T GIVING MUCH ATTENTION TO ANYTHING UP HERE. [ LAUGHTER ] THE DAY I FOUND OUT THOSE SUCKERS WERE AU NATUREL? I WAS VERY INTERESTED. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: THAT’S NICE. A BEAUTIFUL ENDING TO THE STORY. DAX SHEPHERD, EVERYBODY!

100 thoughts on “Dax Shepard on Kristen Bell’s Boobs & Pool Gloves

  1. Lol I literally ran down the stairs to show this to my husband ! I am so excited to know someone else has a thing with wrinkled hands touching skin. I need pool gloves!!!! Thanks kristen you are a genius! Lol

  2. "Pool gloves" usually are webbed, to give more resistance for your workout. Those look like basic neoprene dive gloves, SCUBA divers wear them.

    And having worn them myself your fingers still get pruney inside them since they trap a layer of water between your skin and the neoprene.

  3. Downvoting this video. Not because I dislike Dax Shepard (really like the guy) but because Talkshows don't belong on Youtube.

  4. I know exactly how she feels. I can't touch paper if my fingers are pruny. The thought of that makes me wanna faint. I dunno why.

  5. Am I the only one who came here for pool gloves and not for some stupid boobs?? Though the story about boobs was hilarious, I won't lie…

  6. I literally came across this video TODAY. And just now, my daughter (while taking a bath and being concerned with pruney fingers) said, "I wish there were swimming gloves that existed that could stop my hands from getting pruney!"

  7. Damn this man is amazing. I can watch him all day, all night, never stopping. So refreshingly candid and honest and just downright hilarious. I adore him!

  8. I totally agree with his preference for real boobs over fake. Who gets turned on by plastic over real human flesh?
    What I find disturbing is that a guy married to a hottie like that has stated many times that he would like to do a swinger's wife swap with other couples. Even more disturbing is that he's cool with this and doesn't hold it against him and understands why he would like to try another women. Crazy Hollywood couple. Funny thin is they were featured in a family magazine as a regular decent couple and parents of children.

  9. Every Dax Shepard interview…..they talk about Kristen Bell. And every Kristen Bell interview….they talk about Dax Shepard. I realize they're married, but it's almost like they need to reassure themselves of that fact or something.

  10. Aaaaand now that I've watched the video I can think of nothing except Kristen Bell's "perky" "All-natural's". Thanks Dax. ?

  11. I'm pretty sure my wife would be anything but happy if I told the whole world what I think of her boobs.

  12. I wear gloves like that when I go Ice swimming. Not for the reason Kristen, but because it is freaking cold and I dont want to freeze my hands.

  13. This guy is what's wrong with America,stupid celebrity nonsense that never ends, selling your private life is strange,

  14. Introduction…been together 11 years, tells the story.
    First question, how long you've been together? Not sure whether to applaud for not interrupting with disbelief, or assume he's not paying attention, at all.

  15. Couples I don't want to get divorced – EVER:
    1) Kristen Bell – Dax Shepard
    2) Ryan Reynolds – Blake Lively
    3) Emily Blunt – John Krazinski
    May they stay married forever!!!!!!!! 🙂

  16. Nothing feels naturally more irritating than my fingers pruned from soaking in water.. I would wear gloves but maybe a color that matched my skin tone for swimming. These people are so wonderful to watch. 🙂

  17. Props to dax for committing so hard to his story and humor even with the deadest audience i've ever seen on a late night clip…how were they not hanging on his every word?

  18. You can't get much more open with your life than that! I totally agree. I can't abide fake anything. Keep it real people. It's who you are and you are fine!! I love this couple.

  19. If they "Had" been fake boobs, Then I would have thought they were the world's tinyest fake boobs in the world and would have been worried she was a guy before she decided to invest in tittie's so small!?

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