A Day With a Combine Soldier 2

A Day With a Combine Soldier 2


-Just gonna change the channel, nothing’s gonna happen this time Wha… wh… what the fuck? oh, oh shit. OH SHIT Don’t worry… nothing gonna happen, nothing gonna attack us this time… I’ve just gotta… grab… the… fuckin… Ahhh… What the…? -Hello! -AHHHHHHHHHHHHU OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN! DIDN’T YOU DIE IN THE LAST EPISODE????? -You can’t die on the outside… when you
are already dead on the inside -That didn’t make too much sense to be honest -SHUT UP! I’m back to take you! You will come with me, and help me build the Death Star! -I’M NOT A FUCKING STORMTROOPER! -ok then. -wut? -Since you’re resisting, I’ll have to call boss -who the fuck is your boss? -Oh, boy! Did anybody call me? HAHA -Oh you have got to be kidding me… -I own you, you little shit! And you will do as I tell! Now, go with this bitch Vader, and so what he says! HAHA But I am no stormtrooper! I’m not from Disney you little fuck!
I’m from Valve! -Hmm… we can change that! -WHAT? -So you’re tryin’ to take my combine soldier, right you faggot? -Oh! So you are Gaben… -Oh, now you’ve gotta be kidding me! FIGHT ME IN REAL LIFE YOU SHITFUCK COME ON!! -Oh, I will fight you, you fatass! COME ON!! -AHHHHHHHHHH
-AHHHHHHHHHHH *sighs* -IT IS. NOT. OVER YET.

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